Redneck Tale # 31 – Will the Ford Motor Company Really Do It?
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Calling ALL Friends...
What is a Redneck doing near the stock market? There has been a cautionary rule in force for years and years – Rednecks and their money are soon parted. How soon? We are soon going to find out how soon! (I would venture a guess that you had already figured out the correct answer.) Stock markets are mean and sneaky places, places into which Rednecks should really not venture. Non-venturous Rednecks stay out of stock markets. The ordinary Redneck tends toward being venturesome, and venturesome has an alternate meaning – dumb as a rock.
In the mail came a 16-page, slick paper, full-color, magazine-size publication called "Eric Dany’s Stock Prospector" with the sub-title, "Main Street Research," whatever that might mean. This one shouted "Lithium is the fuel of the future!" in bright yellow, 72-point letters, followed by "And here’s the next Exxon":
That was supposed to describe a company called Amerilithium (AMEL) which they said had already positioned itself to dominate the $1.77 billion global lithium market. "Overnight you could see this under $2 stock (AMEL.OB) jump to $125 or higher!" Things continued – "This secret could make you very rich! Ford Motor Company may have its takeover sights zeroed in on Amerilithium..."
According to the booklet, Amerilithium owns a great big bunch of lithium-loaded mining lands, and those it does not own itself, it has lease rights on. That kind of information gets Redneck necks up to bright red, high temperature.
The back cover did not let up with beating us Rednecks on the head. "Warren Buffett, the world’s most successful investor, just bet $250 million on the future of the electric car!" (Check all of those exclamation points...) There were also some words to the effect that in less than 9 months; early investors have raked in gains of 696%... 888%... and even 1,745%! It’s not too late. But you must act now!
Inside the booklet were all sorts of descriptions and blandishments about how lithium does more than simply calm frayed nerves and stop muscle twitches. The stuff actually motivates cars on down the road, whenever automotive engineers do things right. Actually, lithium, even in little batteries, pushes electrified Mopeds all over the place and in places that can really benefit from their use, like China (20 million or so a year being purchased there) and maybe even in my own driveway as an alternate way to run over to the store for a 6-pack instead of using my gas-hog pickup truck for the one-mile jog.
Being a regular Redneck and all of that, I am particularly stupid (ignorant-only?) when stocks, bonds, debentures, derivatives, and the rest of that nonsense is put onto the chopping block for action. But it is the truth, that when someone pays good money to send you a fancy booklet that asks you to pay good money for whatever they may be peddling, there is a need for a Redneck to get some smarts before reaching into the back pocket. (Redneck wives have been known to kill truly dumb Redneck husbands...)
So, onto the trusty computer and its Internet I went. Yes indeed. I took a crash course in how to find out how much a stock is worth, how much it was worth, and, with those two things in hand, to try to figure out how much it might become worth in the future – like a day, a month, or a year. I found some stock value chart websites that gave out pretty charts that went up and down like some sort of rollercoasters. It was fun learning that stuff even though it is not clear how much was actually learned. The jargon used by those experts is enough to throw the average sort of Redneck into a panic, but learning the jargon to even a small degree enables impressing those around you. Check this stuff: MACD, Bollinger bands, RSI, and it went on and on. Even Rednecks without a clue as to what those things mean can put on serious faces and spoof anyone within earshot!
Well, what was learned was that this stock hit the market not all that long ago. It sold for a brief time for close to $3 a share. Then its price dropped, only to rise up again, this time to close to $2 a share. Yesterday the price was $1.06 a share. Today it went to just short of $1. Well, that may be ordinary, for today the whole stock market dropped like a lead balloon. "Maybe," I thought, "AMEL just went down like all the rest of them."
Now then, with all of the non-Redneck, smart-as-can-be folks who inhabit this Hubpages place of ours, there is a mass of intelligence and stock market smarts that I can tap into for good, bad, and indifferent advice. Should I throw 100 bucks at this nag, or should I quietly turn about and just walk away from such a zillion dollar opportunity?
Your comments are really going to be fun to read. In fact, I plan to treasure them, for they are likely to be worth far more than will "AMEL" in days to come.
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Gus - if you can gamble your $100 with this stock and then refrain from checking it every other hour or so, go ahead. It has potential. But how soon? Dunno.
Like most stocks with incomplete and honest information, it's a crap shoot. But I sense you may be a craps player.
Gosh darn it, I wish I had your smarts about penny stocks. Are they really talking about the lithium in batteries? or the lithium in drugs? Or both? I'm confused.
At any rate, I think I'd put my 100 bucks into lottery tickets. Or in my savings account for my hot tub. I wonder if the hot tub will need lithium batteries?
Gosh, Gus - I have barely enough brain cells to write let alone think about stocks! (I leave the heavy brain work with numbers to my husband who is the accountant part of this dance) I kinda balk at anything with 'lithium' in its name just because it reminds me of mental illness! Good luck and hope you find someone who really knows their stuff! I would be checking it every nanosecond and I would never get a thing done!
Man...you lost me...as soon as you started saying the word: "venturesome"! For one thing my brain shuts down after anything with more than four syllables...??? For another thing...I think the only thing rednecks are "venturesome" in...is the woods!
"Hey...Tommy Dean...Why don't you go over there and see what's rattlin' there at the base of that tree?"
"Uh, OK," says Tommy Dean...! "Yikes!" But, I do like it when a Redneck can whip-out the stock analysis...better than the best of 'em. Yeeeee-Haaaa...You go...Gus!












Hmrjmr1 Level 3 Commenter 24 months ago
Gus - for 100 bucks it might be worth a try, but don't figure on getting rich with it. Stocks that are below $10 are there for a reason and none of them good. I checked the charts and it is at it's low since it was issued. There are no analysts following this stock so it's hard to see it getting a pop from an any analyst upgrade until someone initiates coverage. That having been said it's as good a bet as a lottery ticket so for 100 you might give it a try.